The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Fence-- Paneled Fence

Now is the time to help all the horses trapped in their pastures by plastic or wooden panels. There is a way to get to that greener grass.

Step 1. Push your nose against random fence panels until you find one that is looser than the rest.

Finding the loosest panel may take awhile.

Step 2. Slam your butt into the loose panel. Not too hard--just giving the fence a nice jolt will do. This should loosen it up even more and possibly even pop it out, getting you closer to freedom.

Step 3. Stick your head under the loose panel.

Step 4. With the loose panel right above your neck, gently start to raise your head.

Step 5. The panel should start to rise with your head, and then fall to the ground. If it doesn’t, STOP raising your head and remove your head from under the fence panel. Repeat Step 2 and try again. If this doesn’t work, try another fence panel.

Step 6. With the top fence panel on the ground, you are free to start on the middle panel, repeating Steps 2, 3, and 4. Or, if you feel bold, you can try to get a running start and jump over the remaining two panels. (This is for horses with jumping experience only.)

Step 7. When as many panels as needed are gone, you are free to enjoy the grass on the other side of the fence! Happy eating!!

That’s our two bits!